Lucky Change

 

It was early Saturday morning. I pulled into McDonald's for my usual breakfast. However, it was packed with college kids. I wasn't in the mood for a crowd, so I went to another fast-food place. It was empty except for the 3 employees who ignored me like an interruption to their day. After 10 to15 seconds standing at the counter, one came to take my order with minimal enthusiasm. I ordered, stood back till it was ready and took a seat away from their line of site.

Something caught my eye about halfway thru breakfast. I was reading headlines on the phone; I glanced up to see a woman, wearing a Christmas soft red full-length robe with antlers on the hoodie hanging behind her. She was making it harder than necessary to be seated. I glanced at more movement to my right. A guy wearing a robe was moving out of site toward the counter. I looked back to my phone. For some reason, I glanced over the top of my phone into spread legs with white panties under the raised table and stools. The place was empty. She did that location on purpose. She laid her head on the table looking toward the counter, spreading even more. This was too good to be true. It must be a set up for the boyfriend to make a scene. Why, I wondered?

I concentrated on my phone so much I missed the boyfriends return. He did not sit between her and me. He sat to the side. She managed to cross her legs and turn toward him more. I caught a glance of her white bloomers under her left butt cheek.

He was rubbing her shoulder with one hand and eating with the other. This kept his head turned from me. She was looking only at her food and him. I made myself study the phone.

He went for refills and she put on a show. When he came back with the coffees, he looked at me and said, Come here often? He had a twinkle in the eye, a knowing grin and his steady eye to eye contact said, I know. I said, not yet. He smiled as if I was entertaining.

We saw your car in Kansas City last week. Your personalized tags made me stop here. We run a business that your typical adult arcade patrons use when they can afford it. That told me where he saw my car. You sell merchandise to adult stores? Not even close, he said. She was doing everything below the table to make me look at her while pretending to care less about the conversation.

He said they were in the hair removal business. We do waxing, laser and ordinary shaves. We offer discounts for particularly appealing clients. I almost laughed out loud. I'll admit, I've thought about hair removal but I know it grows back. Besides, I'm too old to take advantage of the "clean as a whistle" look.

He said, that's why we stopped. Now, she was looking at me with interest too. He said, we have tried just about everything. We sometimes set challenging goals for ourselves. We are as clean as we look. They appeared to be mid 30s, overweight by maybe 20 to 30 pounds each. Her robe did little to conceal breast big enough to crowd a baseball cap on each. He turned to her and said, show him. She pulled her panties aside to show a beautiful hairless dick. She rocked to one side to free it from the crack of her hairless ass. She was half hard and I was further along. He said we want to offer you a deal if you are old enough. I looked puzzled. He said, we have two records in mind.

First, we treat fast food places like airplanes. Instead of the mile high club, it's the fast food club. How old are you, he asked? I'm 83. She smiled, he leaned over and kissed her. Let's go to the restroom for a minute. I declined. Mind if we sit with you then, he asked? I nodded. They moved over. Still no other customers. They wasted no time fondling me. She pulled my hand to her dick. I took to it like it was my own. His was still in his pants pointed down one leg and was hard. He put my other hand on it. She leaned to my ear and said, he tried to get you to fuck him thru the glory hole in K C but you weren't hard enough to push it in. When he saw you were old, he followed you out just to get a picture of you tags. Finding you here was purely an accident which we took to be an omen. Will you fuck him please. You are clearly hard enough now. I nodded. We went into the handicap stall while she stood outside to sound a warning if necessary. He had me in him within seconds. I fucked his hairless, slick, hot ass with everything I had. I managed to cum in about three minutes. I was pumping his 7-inch hard cock my fingers barely wrapped around. He said, you leave first. I returned to my seat and she came with me. She encouraged me to fondle her dick. I couldn't help but explore more. I let myself cradle her balls. She slid to the edge of the bench offering more. I slid the two middle fingers into her ass. She pulled my forearm hard. I eased out and put four fingers together. She knew. Still holding my forearm, I let her guide me into her. She managed to get knuckles to stretch her open. My thumb was preventing a full fisting. She didn't pump me in and out. She was pulling up and down. I decided to twist and pull to one side more than the other. She gasps just as her returned. I felt her cum on my arm. She looked at him and he sat beside her, wiped the cum form my arm and feeding it to her. He looked at me and said, thank you. She cannot get enough cum. When I saw you in K C, she was in the rented room blowing every dick that would come in the room. Some of the guys sucked her and fucked her but she always made them fed her the cum at the end. She believes her breasts grow a little each time she swallows cum.

Here is our card. Will you let us free you from crotch hair for free? Then help us with our second challenge. We want to make you cum twice in less than 60 minutes. So far our record is with a 68-year-old. What if I fail, I asked? Still no charge and maybe an invitation to try another day.

I made an appointment for an early morning start with them. I like sex early. I didn't cum for two weeks before the appointment. I took a blue pill the night before. I took another one the morning of. The waxing was painful. There were no titillating efforts made during that process. The laser work was better. The massage and seeing myself so clean did get me hard. As she stroked my cock, he managed to slide fingers into me, followed by that long dick. When I felt him against my ass, the idea and image of him fully into me did it. She covered my cock with her mouth as soon as it started. She drained me and he eased out.

They turned me over and waxed my back and legs. The pain of that took my mind away from sex. That took about 20 minutes. They turned me over and both were completely naked. She got on the table over me. She was rubbing her ass and balls on my chest. She was flipping her dick around for me to watch. He was eating my ass. Then he was sucking my dick and she fed me hers. I was thinking about all those years of fantasying about being with a tranny. I wasn't paying attention to my dick. I was trying to get her to cum for me. She said, do you want it? I just moaned and sucked more of her into my mouth. She pulled out. She pumped it for about a minute and put it back in. I felt the warm liquid rolling out. I swallowed and stayed on it. She pulled out and caught the rest of it for herself. That's when I realized I was cumming too. I looked up at those massive breasts with big nipples and her eating cum off her hand. I concentrated on making my climax last. He shoved two fingers in my ass and raised my ass off the table to shove more dick into his mouth. He pulled up on his fingers, putting pressure on my dick above the ass hole. He gently stripped the last of my cum. She got off me but laid her head on my stomach. He got behind her and fucked her. She was playing with my dick and balls. I felt my dick in her warm wet mouth. He was just fucking her steady and making noises like someone on the verge of cumming. She swallowed my dick and licked my balls. I'm only 5 1/2 inches now. He was making me want to watch him cum with all the noise he was making. The unthinkable happened then. I was cumming again. Fuck, I yelled. She squeezed my tit. He announced he was cumming. She got off me to catch it like in the movies. He was holding it so I could watch it drip into her mouth before she swallowed his head for a little. Then she backed off to let me see more cum drop into her mouth. I said, beautiful. She said, really? I smiled and looked her in the eye. She kissed me on the lips. She didn't cum swap but I could taste him on her tongue.

She said, come back in three weeks for a touch up and removal of the rest of your body hair. I said, there is no way to top what just happened. It's okay she said. We want to reward you for a record that will never be broken. Three loads, although the last one may not have had and juice in it, the feeling was there wasn't it? I said it was.

She stood up, turned her ass to me and said, I'm going to let you empty your first load in my ass next time. I will squeeze it out and drink it while he fucks me again. I also want to cum in you and suck it out. We are going to get your ass as clean as ours before we start next time.